Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Agata has a Birthday




Today, that will be March 03, 2015 is a significant birthday of my rather beautiful and life partner Agata.

One must first consider your partners character in order to realise what sort of present(s) are going to be appreciated


As the picture above shows Extrovert or Introvert?  

Or Introverted Extrovert or Extroverted Introvert?

Here is my master plan:


First I have prepared a nice card:


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Next I have hand crafted a present.   

It is an audio rendition of Colin Swash's Paradise Lost in Cyberspace.   It has everything for the perfect partner who has a significant Birthday today.


A thought provoking plot line about Growing old in the Future

It is 22nd-century Britain, and the collapse of the pensions system means compulsory euthanasia for 70-year-olds.  Tough luck for George Smith - celebrating his sixty-ninth birthday - when the authorities get their sums wrong and come looking for him.  Starring Stephen (Marvin) Moore & Geoffrey McGivern.

Humour

Senseless Bureaucracy
An exploding Bible
An action hero
A hover Porsche
Talking Computers
Spies
Computer Viruses

This audio play has it all.

Here is the episode Guide:


01 A 22nd-century clerical error sets George Smith's demise for 69, not 70. Colin Swash's dystopian comedy stars Stephen Moore.


02 Sixty-nine-year-old George Smith battles against his imminent death with Central Admin and a scary TV crew. 


03 Fresh from incarceration, 69-year-old George Smith has attracted the attention of OAP terrorists


04 Armed with a new face and an array of OAP gadgets, George Smith prepares to take on Central Admin


05 Now a fully fledged OAP, George Smith goes on a mission with Andrea Sunbeam and Mrs Cookson


06 he future of the OAPs, and indeed the whole of civilisation, hangs in the balance




Most of this is available at BBC Radio 4 extra


A delight for the discerning audiophile.




And finally I have an unbeatable offer:


An unlimited day of attention ....



We can watch a Scary movie together




We can play with them there computers


Perhaps  a little exercise



Definitely some food



And finally a cuddle or two and a nap

In fact whatever you want darling. In summary:


Darling Agata,

Forever Young.
A very Happy BIG birthday to you.



Update 20:42.   At lunchtime I convinced Agata to check out the local campsites for possible future Motorhome storage ...


 Take me cycling Husband!



With the sophistication of Dura Ace, our ride should be easy right!




Food stop at Chatel St Denis


59Km of Cycling, not bad we think!




A bouquet to finish off the day