Sunday, June 29, 2014

Ramendan 2014

In our Church, that of the FSM  we are entering a very holy time of the year

Ramendan  2014

to be exact.  As if anybody should need reminding

Some definitions
Ramendan is a month of sacrifice in which followers eschew other foodstuffs after sundown, to test their devotion to the almighty noodle.

It should not be confused with any other Religious festival.

During Ramendan Pastafarians do not fast or pray, as doing so would conflict with our moral standards. Instead, Pastafarians focus their dietary efforts on Pasta, noodles, and especially Ramen noodles whilst remembering back to their days as starving college students

In Switzerland
The best noodle-tastic choices that we have found are shown above.

In Harmony with the Season
Of course the summer racing season is now upon us.  Let us look at the list of possibilities awaiting us here in Switzerland

As you can see our Noodly master has of course considered the increased calorific intake that will be necessary to perform best during this exercise intensive month  and made suitable provision.

Now that is a thoughtful deity.

In Summary
To fellow Pastafarians worldwide, enjoy this forthcoming month of Ramendan,  exercise hard, and in the spirit of this festival; look back on your lives and consider how you can encourage yourselves and others toward a more caring, less violent, and dogma free world.

Ramendan in 2012
2013 An end to Ramendan