Friday, April 18, 2014

Friday Sermon: Welcome Poland

The church of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humour or satire is purely coincidental.

And so I am delighted to re-announce that Pastafarians the world over are rejoicing in the decision that

Poland has granted official recognition of the Church of the FSM as an official religion


The Independent

The Huffington Post

Jubilant scenes in Warsaw Poland.

And so to close one should come together to regale in the majesty of thine noodle with a suitable prayer:

Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven, 
Swallowed be thy shame. 
Thy Midget come. 
Thy Sauce be yum, 
On top some grated Parmesan. 

Give us this day our garlic bread.
And give us our cutlasses, 

As we swash buckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. 
And lead us into temptation, 
But deliver us some Pizza. 
For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers,

 for ever and ever. RAmen.

And a joyous celebratory Carol

Carol of the Bells